CHAPTER I - DOWN THE RABBIT-HOLE

GaruZa was beginning to get very tired of playing random WOT and of having nothing to do: once or twice he had come up against TKBS, but he had no regards back or conversations, "and what is the cause of …" thought GaruZa.
So he was considering, in him own mind (as well as he could, for the hot day made him feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a Siemka-kill would be worth the trouble of triggering and shooting gold, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by him…..

To be continued

ehm...

nuci, abbiamo un problema (cit.)

Questo lo prendiamo solo alla fine della storia.

Dude! C'mon, i want to know how the story ends!

I don't know why but,..........strangely i'm excited

There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did GaruZa think it so very much out of the way to read the Rabbit write to Siemka teammate "Oh noob! Oh BOB ! F***ing bastard looser! Go play Barbie!" (when he thought it over afterwards it occurred to him that he ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural during randoms); but, when the Rabbit actually took a gold ammo out of its ammo-rack, and loaded it, and then hurried on, GaruZa started to him feet, for it flashed across him mind that he had never before seen a Rabbit with either a scouting tank, and burning with curiosity, he ran across the Arctic Region map after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge in E1.
In another moment down went GaruZa after it, never once considering how in the world he was to get out again….

I'm eager to know when the Cheshire Tank will join the tale.

The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that GaruZa had not a moment to think about stopping himself before he found himself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well.
Either the well was very deep, or he fell very slowly, for he had plenty of time as he went down to look about him, and to wonder what was going to happen next.
First, he tried to look down and make out what he was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything: then he looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with gold ammo-carrots.
He took down one of the shelves as he passed: it was labeled "Only for Purple Stronk Player”.

"Well!" thought GaruZa to himself "After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down-stairs! I wouldn't say anything about it, no one will believe in me!"

GaruZa had learnt several things of this sort in him lessons, and though this was a very good opportunity to greeting TKBS and still it was good practice to say it over, when it’s over.

The End

Ma quindi, sta rosicando o cosa?
non ho molta voglia di tradurre dato che ha scritto in un inglese molto letterale

Prologo:
Ieri sera prima di mettere a nanna mio figlio, gli ho letto la favola "Alice nel paese delle meraviglie" in inglese.
Finita la storia mi son fatto un paio di partitelle a WOT e in una random ho incontrato un plotone TKBS.
WOT + TKBS + il coniglio di Alice .... la mente vola.

Epilogo:
Vi ho postato il passo in questione (mi scuso se in inglese, ma nella mia mente era "quello" incriminato) modificato in ambito WOTtiano.

Non sto rosicando, non voglio arruolarmi nei TKBS, non volevo offendere la sensibilità di nessuno .... e come ho scritto " ... questa era un'ottima occasione per salutare i TKBS...." e un modo conviviale di condividere un "pensiero".

Non me ne volete.
Marco alias GaruZa